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it to the Hall of Shame: 1 About (See bottom for request link) About: The Rules - We will give you a fucking score for your layout because people seem to thrive on those. But your content is open season baby! We will tell you what we like, what we don't like and what needs to be trashed. We will NOT do re-review. Suck it up and deal! If you don't like it, don't post it on your site and don't leave the link back, but it will be here for others to view. You can flame us all you want to, but it will not change the decision and we will probably make fun of you because of it. We *will* have a hall of shame! If you do not put a link up, you will not get a damn review, so don't ask, don't email, don't leave a note. If you cannot read, that is your fucking problem. Deal with it! So if you can handle a little criticism, by all means, request a review. If you cannot, do not waste our fucking time. Go somewhere else where it is nice happy people and pretty reviews and you will get the nice score that you want. Cause here, baby, you are going to get our opinion, that is what you are asking for! Oh and by the way, NO LOCKED DIARIES, I mean, what's the point? We are not limited to just Diaryland diaries. We will review any diaries anywhere. You do not get a choice in reviewers, it's first come first serve. This isn't Burger King, we don't have a menu and you will NOT get it your way right away. We will also be sponsoring one designer per...whenever as we get bored with layout. So if you have a layout design site, email us with the link. If we like a design we will use it and give link back. Scoring: Layout - We will come up with a percentage however we see fit. This is how we will judge and condemn you: Does it hurt our eyes. If it does, trashed! If not, you may get a decent percentage, left to our discretion. Do you have a lot of annoying shit all over the place? Can we tell what your links are, or is it a freakin' guessing game? Do you write normally or like tHiS sHiT hErE, cause if you do, the review stops, we trash you, because you are an idiot! If we notice that you have stolen a layout, and not given proper credit, you will be trashed and reported if we know who you stole it from. That is just un-called for! Content - Do you have anything of substance? Are you a quiz hound? Survey nabber? Do you write about everyday random bullshit with no real gumption? Or, do you actually write with feeling, humor, emotion? It is your diary, you have the right to write anything you feel, but you are asking for our opinion and if you weren't writing for an audience, you wouldn't ask for a review. We will be open and honest and that's it! Sign the guestbook to request a review. liquid-mojo - 2003-08-09 |